the new me
I think I am going to go into hiding for a year and when I make my big come back, I am going to rebrand myself as a Swedish designer. I’ve got the stature, all I need to do is bleach my hair.
My sales will probably quadruple in the first season! These days, to be successful in selling to Canadian Boutiques- all it apparently takes is a Swedish passport. I could probably get one on the black market maybe for what, a thousand bucks? That’s less than I spent on “marketing” for this year, sounds like a good investment to me. Sign me up!
If anyone asks, I’m from Sweden.
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